Remember how some people said, it happens, yarn pools. I accepted it and moved on.
I moved on to sock #2 and now look:
The damn thing is striping perfectly!!!!! Which means, it's not the yarn, it's ME!!!!!
And now I have to rip out the first sock and redo it, in the vain hope I can recreate my gauge and hope the yarn stripes. Otherwise, they'll look really, really silly. So much for getting a jump on my Christmas knitting. Am so annoyed! So annoyed I say!!